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Q: What is the most humorous joke you've heard that begins with "knock knock"?
posted 7 Months, 1 Week, 5 Days, 20 Hours, 28 Minutes ago.

RoguePoster

A: Knock Knock. Who's there? Saddam. Saddam Who? No, Saddam Hussein, if you get it wrong again i'll fucking kill you.
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Q: What is the most humorous place you've woken up in after a night out?
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 1 Day, 23 Hours, 11 Minutes ago.

Neo

A: Woke up in my bed spooning my push bike with vomit all over the shirt I was wearing which wasnt mine and have no idea how I got it. BEACH PARTY!!!
posted 7 Months, 1 Week, 2 Days, 22 Hours, 32 Minutes ago.

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A: I was at a university party, and got really drunk. I woke up in a bush at uni (literally) at 2:30pm with no idea how i got there, missing my bag containing my laptop and nobody in sight.
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A: easy, haha, naked hand-cuffed to an esky in the middle of my friends living/lounge room .. wake up, and there is someone eating at the dining room table not even noticing
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Q: What is the most humorous thing that has happened on the school bus?
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 4 Days, 21 Hours, 20 Minutes ago.

Neo

A: One fine day on the bus with a bad case of gastro, not a nice combo. The driver and a girl who just got a hair cut and styled coped copious amount of puke on the back of their heads. Funny thing was I was near that back of the bus and they were sitting at the front. POWER SPEW.
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A: technically not a school bus, but a bus on a university route pre-8am. A guy sitting in the front most set of the bus behind the driver compartment YACKED all down the window next to him and the compartment in front of him. luckily we were only a few minutes from uni so he did not have to endure too much embarrassment but it was fucking fucked;p
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A: well, we went down to Lake Monger to run a lap around the lake for a class, and on the bus trip back, one of the students told the bus driver (who happened to be our physical ed teacher) .. "Ms, Darren's not on the bus" .. turns out we left that dude behind at Lake Monger.
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Q: What is the most humorous thing that has happened during class?
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 5 Days, 2 Hours, 54 Minutes ago.

A: trying to listen to our asian lecturer, and having a hard time understanding him... then mocking him for the rest of the lecture. even having a word document written up containing all the hilarious words and phrases that were told to us in Engrish. we were all laughing so hard that we were asked to be quiet (we were down the back of a large lecture theatre too)
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A: When someone asked the maths teacher in year 12 whether he has Maths Debated
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 4 Days, 21 Hours, 7 Minutes ago.

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apex

A: test period in year 10, some dude's chair broke on him
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Q: What is the most humorous thing that has happened that involves your parents?
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 5 Days, 2 Hours, 55 Minutes ago.

Neo

A: Father was walking across the drive in at Mcdonalds when all of a sudden, crap my pants fell down (no idea how he managed it). All the while a young lady was impatiently honking her horn drawing as much attention as possible as he fumbles to yank them back up.
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Q: What is the most humorous thing that has happened in a car?
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 5 Days, 2 Hours, 56 Minutes ago.

apex

A: I wouldn't say humorous, but apparently it was to everyone else. A cockroach flew out of no where into my face, and apparently I screamed like a little girl ..
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Q: What is the most humorous thing that has happened on a date?
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 5 Days, 2 Hours, 56 Minutes ago.

luigi

A: I was on-a-date-ah with ah the princess and ah-mario came in high on the mushrooms yah...
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Q: What is the most humorous thing that has happened while seeing a doctor?
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 5 Days, 2 Hours, 56 Minutes ago.

A: i went to the doc and said i have uncontrollably itchy eyes he looked at me and said "WHAT DO U WANT ME TO DO?"
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 4 Days, 21 Hours, 12 Minutes ago.

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A: diagnosis: AIDS
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 4 Days, 21 Hours, 19 Minutes ago.

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Q: What is the most humorous thing that has happened when friends are over?
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 5 Days, 2 Hours, 56 Minutes ago.

A: We were all praying and Billy farted.
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Q: What is the most humorous thing that has happened while having sex?
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 5 Days, 2 Hours, 56 Minutes ago.

A: Didnt happen to me ... but apparently a mate of mine was asked whether there is an actual bone in his shaft
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 4 Days, 21 Hours, 4 Minutes ago.

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apex

A: dude high beaming us ... it wasn't funny at the time, but if i was in his/her shoes, i'd do the same thing
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Q: What is the most humorous thing that has happened while playing a sport?
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 5 Days, 2 Hours, 56 Minutes ago.

A: We were kicking the hacky sack and there was no one to pass it to so i said "who wants it?" to which someone replied "your mum"
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apex

A: basketball, in school pants, going for a layup and hear a huge rip ... this was at the beginning of the day .. at least i had a cool breeze for the rest of the day
posted 7 Months, 2 Weeks, 4 Days, 21 Hours, 23 Minutes ago.

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